moniker-padacklyte:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

the best part is you literally turned him on

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ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

anywherebuttheelectricchair:

angelsofthelord:

wireandink:

thug life aint eazy

all i see here is dinner at the winchester’s when the boys were little

it was funny and then it hurt.

anywherebuttheelectricchair:

angelsofthelord:

wireandink:

thug life aint eazy

all i see here is dinner at the winchester’s when the boys were little

it was funny and then it hurt.

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

allthemiddlefingers:

lucrezialoveshercesare:

actual Harry Potter

the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter

These two.

shadeokami:

We’re brothers. You know, we’re family. And, uh… no matter how bad it gets, that doesn’t change.

I love posts like these.  They are REAL family, no matter the deadly circumstances or horrible fights, they will always come back to each other.  Siblings don’t ever stop loving each other, not really.

I am selling a brand new Arwen Evenstar Sterling Silver necklace from the Noble Collection. The $149 one. I bought it but decided that I like the nenya one better. So I have never worn this one. It comes with the original box and packaging and offcourse the certificate. If someone is interested in buying it, let me know :) Will accept paypal. Only honest buyers. Will only be send with the type of shipping that has conformation. (so I know if it has arrived with you). Make me an offer and i’ll consider it.

(I’m also selling it to save money to help homeless cats.)

misssuzyvalentine:

edgysatsuma:

fozmeadows:

whataboutthemenses:

blackamazon:

facebooksexism:

breewriteswords:

pleatedjeans:

The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

Hazel McCallion, everbody.

92 years old,

34 years in office,

$0 in debt

$700 million in reserve

Eight prime ministers

One truck.

But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but

  • supports a Palestinian state
  • supports Aids CHarities
  • told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
  • nick named Hurricane Hazel
  • and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells  folks to give that money to charity

I will always reblog this lady.

This woman is officially my new hero.

In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.

New hero in life.