I can’t go to the post office until I recieve the payment of the guy. Fucking Damnit!

inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

nobodyputsloki-inthecorner:

Ok so this is one of the best comics I’ve seen in a long while by Robot Hugs, and I think it would be really great if you took the time to read it. Its about the treatment of sex workers, and is very informative, and I think it would be putting a little towards helping a big problem by educating your lovely selves by reading it :)

If Carol didn’t carry that grenade around in her purse everyone would have died in that building.

She carried a grenade in her purse, FOR TWO DAYS.

Fucking badass right there.

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

actuallybatman:

jaggedcliffs:

Another one? I thought we were done after Jude Law!

“Robert you don’t even clean up after Mark Ruffalo, you are not bringing home another one.”

This is one of my favorite things and I will always reblog it.

carryonanddontblink:

buffywouldntdothat:

avatar-14:

goodnightandjoybewithuall:

me as a teacher

Me talking to the director who made a movie about the book

me being a good friend 

There are three types of people.

carryonanddontblink:

buffywouldntdothat:

avatar-14:

goodnightandjoybewithuall:

me as a teacher

Me talking to the director who made a movie about the book

me being a good friend 

There are three types of people.

website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
me:
me: wait i'm 20 years old

silentauroriamthereal:

peacelovehappinessandwriting:

jamesfactscalvin:

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

niki-van-awesome:

spring-loaded-jesus-candles:

fireghostshigher:

A quick PSA, because working in a New Age store I realize a lot of people don’t know this.  Keep in mind this is the simple version.

The fella on the left-hand side, that’s Gautama Buddha, the Buddha, the central figure in Buddhism.  Note that he is not considered a god, but a teacher and spiritual leader, the first to attain Enlightenment in his era.  Note also how thin he is.  This is because the Buddha fasted a lot.  He was born Siddhartha Gautama.  Buddha is a title, and not actually his name.

The fella on the right-hand side is not Buddha.  This is a common misconception in the West.  That is Hotai (or Budai or Hotei depending on the language), a Buddhist monk from China and folkloric hero.  Hotai is thought by many to be a Buddha, but he is not the Buddha.  Unlike Buddha, Hotai actually is revered as a god in Chinese folklore, although not in Buddhist practice.

This post is based on things I’ve been taught by my Buddhist coworker but if I forgot or mixed up something important and you are Buddhist and you notice, please let me know.

This has been an informational post.  Have a nice day.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERYONE READ THIS. READ IT. LEARN IT. PREACH IT.

I AM SO TIRED OF EVERYONE BELIEVING THIS MISCONCEPTION.